“The inquiring mind…”

The question begs,..are average Americans responsible for turning our government over to imbeciles and unsavory individuals?

No! I say. Witness here some sincere questions asked of Park Service, Tour Guides, State Tourist offices and Cruise Boat personnel. These Americans, represented below, are surely those responsible for putting Republicans in charge of, what is it? Oh! Yeah! the destruction of our way of life.

From Cruise Ship Passengers, the following:
"Does the crew sleep on board?"
"How far above sea level are we?"
"Is the island surrounded by water?"
"Are all Caribbean islands the same size?"
"How does the captain know which port to go to?"
"Can we get off in the Panama Canal?"
"Does the ship generate its own electricity?"
"Does the elevator go up as well as down?"
"Why is the sauna so hot?"
"Are there two seating’s at the midnight buffet?"
And one I could not ignore:
Passenger: "What is caviar?"
Waiter: "Fish eggs, sir"
Passenger: "In that case, I'll have two, over-easy!"
Any National Park – take your pick:
"Have we done all there is to do, or are we missing something?"
"What is there to do around here at night?"
"Is there anything interesting up the trail, or just more of the same? (trees, rocks, streams, you know)"
"Tourists to one another: "Are you seeing anything good?"
"Since there are bears here, should I keep my cat inside the tent?"
Denali (Alaska)
"What time do you feed the bears?"
"Can you show me where the Yeti lives?"
"How often do you mow the tundra?"
"How much does Mount McKinley weigh?"
Yellowstone
"Does old faithful erupt at night?"
"How do you turn it on?"
"When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?"
"Where do the animals sleep at night?"
"We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?"
"Do we have to leave at night before the gates are closed?"
"When do the deer turn into elk?"
"Can we eat this? (holding a handful of moose droppings that look like milk duds)"