I wish I could find the guy who sends me this stuff. Iffin I could, I'd turn him over to the Thought Police. I may post some of what he sends me but just like our Government keeps trying to find Ossama bin Laden, I gonna keeo lookin fur this guy.

Streisand attacked by Bush girly-boy.

A Bushite, on a “mission”, most likely by the girly-boy Master (The Rove), failed in his assignment to harm Barbra Streisand recently at a concert in Fort Lauderdale, FL.

A Party-of God supporter explained to me the problem. I have recreated the conversation as best I can remember.

“Streisand is a Jewess. That’s a female Jew in case you didn’t know. She had the temerity, uh, I don’t know what that means but we are supposed to say it like that, to include a Bush impersonator in her “Jew comeback tour”.

“I mean, come on. I thought that all the Jews had been collected up by “authorities” and interned in those camps we keep for people like Japanese and liberals who read above the 6th grade level. We can’t have Jews and other liberals running around loose before election time. We must remain in office causin iffin we don’t, there’s always prison.”
“Uh, that’s my opinion so don’t repeat it, OK?”

“Speaking as a true believer…I don’t think I’m a gonna like Kansas. We gots ta be ree-elleck, uh reelect, uh kept on in office soes we don’t have to face the job market we done went n created, you know, wif our understandin of thangs like the economy and all like that.”

“Anyway, ta have some Jew Country sanger like this Strick Sand spoutin fun at our Leeder fur Life jest ain’t posed ta happin. It’s jest plane wrong!”

“Say what? Did you ask where you kin get tickets to tha show? Who am I talking to? I thought you was a Florida politician. Don’t you go around repeatin what I told Ya. Them is secret information involving the National Security, you got that punk? You Pinko!”

I’m just doing my little part to keep our Party a God in the News. I think they need the exposure. You have to admire the passion of a true believer who attacks a woman in such a brave and forthright manner.

If our military were populated with the types of “men” in the party of God, well, we’d all be speaking Moslem by now. Hey I think I saw a Jew yesterday and he wasn’t in no camp either. Which government office do I turn him in to? I wanna be me one o them
pate-ree-ots whot supports the Party a God!

You guys can bet that I'm closing in on this guy. I'll find him right after they find, who is it they have been looking for since 9/11/01?. Oh yeah, Osama!